New Users' Advisory Guide to This "Blahg"

You should expect...

• Photos, Anecdotes, and Sarcasm (lots of Sarcasm) highlighting/ridiculing the “learning process” of yours truly 

• Mundane photos of Parisien life (It is a "Blahg" after all, which means that random stuff will be spilling onto the page. Food, fashion, and funny old people in cafés are all possibilities…But i’ll try to make it look purty, so keep reading!! 

• Annoying uses of French Franglish. So sorry…it’s not meant to be Bougie; it just comes out…and often sans punctuation, QUAND MÊME

• Elipses, Dashes, Semi-colons, Brackets (and Parentheses) used incorrectly and far too often. Anyone who has ever received a text from me knows that I love sarcastic side comments and often express such with absurd punctuation.

• Exasperations/Rants about French bureaucracy…it’s bound to happen.

• References for Cheap Excursions around Paris. Not the richest girl here, but I like to have fun all the same.

• Lists…because I love a good list. I’m sure you already figured that out :/

• Full disclosure of all weeknesses, indulgences, fads, desires (no matter how embarrassing or fattening).

So now that you’ve been fairly warned we can finally get to the interesting stuff. ENFIN!


**The previous was written while drinking un café and eating une assiette de pâté at Le Conti (1 Rue de Buci, St.Germain)! Très français, non?!